Memorable Crime Reports of 2011

SATURDAY, JAN. 15
900 block of County Road 4680 – A complainant said they found a container filled with blood. After investigation, it was found to only contain rotting animal meat.

MONDAY, JAN. 24
Intersection of U.S. 81/287 and Texas 114 – A woman said she saw a dead body rolled up in carpet. Upon further investigation it was only discarded insulation.

FRIDAY, FEB. 25
100 block of Windmill Lake – A complainant thought they had discovered human bones. After further investigation, they were determined to be dog bones.

SATURDAY, MARCH 5
200 block of County Road 3799 – A man reported that his ex-wife shoved a Ding Dong in his face.

TUESDAY, MARCH 8
200 block of County Road 3672 – A man got upset when his wife turned the ceiling fan on.

TUESDAY, MARCH 22
200 block of Private Road 4476 – A man said he was being assaulted by mutants. He was taken to MHMR.

MONDAY, MARCH 29
100 block of Rock Salt – A husband and wife got into an argument because supper wasn’t fixed.

THURSDAY, MARCH 31
100 block of County Road 1111 – A man exposed himself to his neighbor by urinating through a hole in a privacy fence. He was arrested.

FRIDAY, APRIL 8
100 block of Layfield Lane – A victim was hit in the arm with a can of food.

SUNDAY, APRIL 10
100 block of W. Franklin – A woman’s flower pot was set on fire.

SATURDAY, APRIL 23
200 block of Rook Ramsey Road – A woman reported that her husband hit her in the hand with a Kleenex box.

SUNDAY, MAY 8
100 BLOCK OF PRIVATE ROAD 3227 – A man reported that his neighbor’s cats are inside his walls.

MONDAY, MAY 30
400 BLOCK OF HILLTOP LANE – A woman reported that an intoxicated man was stuck in some bushes near her home.

THURSDAY, JUNE 9
500 BLOCK OF OAK HILLS DRIVE – A woman said someone urinated on her porch and then rang the door bell.

MONDAY, JUNE 13
200 BLOCK OF COUNTY ROAD 4890 – A woman said prowlers were coming into her residence through the walls.

TUESDAY, JUNE 14
HOT SKILLET RESTAURANT – A woman was dancing and begging for money.

SUNDAY, JUNE 26
200 BLOCK OF FARM ROAD 718 – A woman said that an unknown female broke into her home, bit her on the arm and then fled.

TUESDAY, JULY 5
200 BLOCK OF WILD HORSE ROAD – A man was seeing imaginary people inside his pickup.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 6
400 BLOCK OF PRIVATE ROAD 4624 – A man was reported to be driving his tractor while intoxicated. The suspect was only driving on private property and was not charged with driving while intoxicated.

SUNDAY, JULY 10
200 BLOCK OF PRAIRIE TRAIL – A suspect told a 7-year-old child that he needed his mouth washed out with soap. The suspect proceeded to pour beer into the child’s mouth.

THURSDAY, AUG. 11
100 BLOCK OF COUNTY ROAD 3690 – A man reported seeing imaginary people on his lawn.

WEDNESDAY, AUG. 24
500 BLOCK OF COUNTY ROAD 2937 – A man reported that he was filming someone, and they “mooned” him.

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 14
900 BLOCK OF N. MAIN STREET – A woman reported that a dog bit her while she was wrestling her boyfriend.

TUESDAY, SEPT. 27
100 BLOCK OF FARM ROAD 718 – A man tried to shoot a snake, but he missed and the bullet ricocheted and hit him in the leg.

TUESDAY, OCT. 4
300 BLOCK OF FARM ROAD 718 – A 17-year-old male went to Newark City Hall and said he had contracted a sexually transmitted disease and required immediate emergency assistance.

SUNDAY, OCT. 16
200 BLOCK OF ROOK RAMSEY – A man went into the sheriff’s office and reported that half of his chickens were missing.

FRIDAY, OCT. 28
100 BLOCK OF PRIVATE ROAD 1756 – A young man entered the water from a boat ramp, swam across a section of Lake Bridgeport and started “acting strange” after coming ashore.

SUNDAY, NOV. 6
200 BLOCK OF PRIVATE ROAD 4732 – A man reported that his girlfriend threw an ashtray at his head.

WEDNESDAY, NOV. 30
500 BLOCK OF PRIVATE ROAD 4906 – A woman was harassed by her baby’s daddy.

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