Posts Tagged ‘thumbs down’

Author mix-up

Monday, February 1st, 2010

Recognize this?

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What about this? Look familiar?

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That’s what I thought. Of course, you recognize them. They are two beloved children’s books by Bill Martin Jr.

Ever seen this one?

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Didn’t think so. Even at a glance,  it’s pretty obvious which book or books are appropriate for children. Apparently, it wasn’t very obvious to the Texas State Board of Education. Last week the Associated Press reported (“Confusion bars children’s author from curriculum”) that the board, in all its brilliance, banned the work of Bill Martin Jr. and Bill Martin from elementary school curriculum.

I know the covers are easily confused, and “Chicka Chicka Boom Boom” just sounds like a natural extension of Marxism, but this mistake could have been avoided with some relatively simple research. Apparently no one did the proper research, and it was a classic case of assuming someone else did the homework.

If they’re making decisions about what our children will study in school, shouldn’t they all be doing their homework?

Movie turned my stomach

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

*Warning: I use the word “book” a lot in this post. Go figure.

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In our strep throat stupor, we watched the movie, “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs,” which claims to be based on the book by the same name. The title is about the only thing they have in common.

I’m 34 years old and shouldn’t still be disappointed or annoyed by these cinematic disasters. I’ve never seen a movie made from a book that was better than the book. I even have a friend who refuses to see movies based on her favorite books because it just aggravates her. Maybe I should adopt her philosophy.

I’m tired of movies claiming to be based on books, using the title to sell movie tickets, and then the story told on screen relating in no way to the actual book. In this case, there were only images from the book – a pancake draped over a school building; a gigantic, yellow Jello mold; boats made of bread; an open-ceiling restaurant; and of course, food falling from the sky.

Danielle reviewed the movie on Mom’s the Word back in September when it was released in theaters, and she came to this conclusion – weird. I concur. Maybe if I wasn’t so overwhelmed with its weirdness, I’d cut it some slack on not sticking with the book at all.

I mean, Chicken Brent? Really?! A cooked chicken eats a grown man … that’s all I’ll say. My husband says I might be overreacting to the whole Chicken Brent thing. It could be my general disdain for poultry, but I think it’s gross.

Twilight confession

Monday, November 16th, 2009

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Many of you may be disappointed in me, even mad. But I decided it’s better to be honest from the beginning instead of building our blogger/reader relationship on falsehoods.

So here goes … deep breath … I don’t like the Twilight saga.

In fact, I haven’t even finished the series. I have read “Twilight” and “New Moon.” But I stopped there. My copy of “New Moon” had a preview of “Eclipse” in the back and as I read it, I thought – I just don’t have another one in me.

I finished “New Moon” while on a family vacation this summer, and my husband, who was driving, and most likely extremely bored, started asking questions about the book. “So what’s going on in ‘New Moon’?” Hmm … let’s see … oh, wait … “nothing, absolutely nothing.”  Of course, that was before the Volturi drama, which I liked. As far as I’m concerned, “New Moon” could have cut straight to Italy, skipping the first few hundred pages. I have heard from others this is the most difficult book to get through.

Maybe it would be more accurate to say I don’t like large chunks of the Twilight series. Because there are segments that were immensely enjoyable, and then there were segments filled with an overwhelming amount of growling and hissing and not much else.

And, as long as I’m being honest, I choose Jacob over Edward. C’mon, Bella. Quit leading him on. (That revelation may have generated a whole new wave of hate mail.)

I can sense your shock and disbelief, but I hope this won’t ruin our relationship. All of that said, I do admire Stephenie Meyer and am happy for her success. (More on that tomorrow.)

But tell me, why should I continue? I haven’t seen the movie “Twilight,” and “Eclipse” sits untouched on my bookshelf. So give me a good reason. Give me a good reason to read “Eclipse” – and I will.