My paper’s not late. I just didn’t turn it in. -a 7th grade student
Upon hearing this, I explained the definition of late as something or someone not being where it should be at a designated time. It’s those life lessons that are so fun to teach.
One day in a bare field, Alicia Algae met Fred Fungus and they sat down on a rock for awhile because they took a lichen to each other. Ain’t love grand?
This one appeals to my science nerdiness, and if you are as nerdy as I am, you will laugh out loud. And, finally….
He who laughs, lasts. — Mary Pettibone Poole