It happened after school in the parent pick up line. The Scroggins Hoodlums were waiting on their grandmother for a special after school pick up, and before I knew it or stop it, my kindergartner had his pants down and relieved himself on the front lawn of the school.
Mortified does not even begin to describe the feeling that overtook me. I’m writing this one down and filing it away. Future middle school child of mind, just you wait. Just. You. Wait.