Can someone please enlighten me on why little boys think headlocks are the most efficient method of relaxing around the house?  Both my boys push, shove, hit, punch, pin, and half-nelson their way in and out of every room every second of every day.  And, when they aren’t a ball of Tasmanian Devil with each other they are practicing those same moves on imaginary opponents, and narrating a play by play.  With sound effects.

It’s all very exhausting.  For me.  Not them.

And, why not them again?