Kid 3:  “Mommy!  You HAVE to come look at the aliens (pronounced aweans) I just beat outside!”

Mommy:  “K.”

Kid 3:  “No, Mommy.  FOR REAL!  There are green spiders outside because of the aweans!  They are going to get us.”

Mommy:  “Um, Daddy put a force field around the house.  We are protected like the guys on Star Trek.”

Kid 3:  “Ok.  Thanks for that!  I have to go fight more bad guys now.  Me and Luke Skywalker are on the same team.”