Kid 1:  “So, why am I part Irish?”

Mom:  “Your great Grandmother was born in Ireland-that makes her Irish.”

Kid 2:  “Where was I born?”

Mom:  “Lewisville.”

Kid 2:  “So I’m part Lewisville then?  And part Keller?  and part Decatur?”

**You just can’t argue with that logic, can you?**