the heebie jeebies
This afternoon we were greeted with this lovely creature…a GIANT wolf spider with about jillion babies on his back. (total body shudder) I don’t hate spiders, in fact we have no less than a dozen yellow and black garden spiders all around the flower beds, but things like this do a number on me. When we first spotted the huge-mongous arachnid, we were awed simply by his size, and then we realized his body was fluid. After taking a closer look, we gasped as we saw all the little babies moving around.
I have the heebie jeebies just typing this.
As any mother should, I squealed, grabbed the kids and ran inside–leaving the garage door open to the outside, and sending our dog to take care of the problem.
The husband/dad of the house is out and about hunting and gathering on this first day of dove season, so we were left to fend for ourselves.
As of this second, I haven’t seen the creature again, but I’m not at peace just yet.
(again, total body shudder.)
From the blog
When I grow up…
Aug. 31, 2010 No Comments
“Mommy?”
“Yes?”
“One day, I’m going to grow up and mow the grass, ok?”
“Ok, that sounds like a great plan.”
“And also? I’m going to play the Wii without dying. That’s what happens when you grow up. You mow and are really good at the Wii, right?”
**I guess grown ups have all the luck, don’t they?**
and again,
Aug. 30, 2010 No Comments
Today I was told I was the “worst Mother in the history of Mothers.”
Really? of ALL the Mothers? All the Mothers in the history of Motherhood itself? That’s gotta be…A LOT of Moms!
And, I’m the worst?
I suppose I must be doing something right then. That’s my hope anyway.
Mother of the Year?
Aug. 29, 2010 1 Comment
Friday afternoon we met up with some friends to swim and unwind after the first week of school. As we were getting all six children set in their bathing suits, goggles, towels, floaties, and diving rings, one of them exclaimed he saw a snake.
Okay. Noted. We told him to stay away. I’m sure of it.
But, it [...]
First Week Down
Aug. 26, 2010 No Comments
The forms are all signed; the lunch accounts set up. Copies are made, and binders have a few doodles.
The new school year is underway…
and it’s the perfect time for a Friday, don’t you think?
Causing Destruction
Aug. 25, 2010 No Comments
Don’t think I haven’t heard all about it.
Go ahead, make your silly jokes. I can take it.
Weather Channel Credit
MAC vs. PC
Aug. 24, 2010 5 Comments
I love those Mac commercials with the young guy vs. the older guy…the “cool guy” vs. the “nerdy guy”….you know what I’m talking about. Those commercials almost make we actually want a Mac, but PC is all I’ve ever known, and therefore, easier.
But this school year I’ve been thrust into the Mac world, and I’ve [...]
A New School
Aug. 23, 2010 No Comments
Decatur opened it’s third elementary this year, which seems so surreal to me…We are still a small town, aren’t we?
My family moved here when there was just Decatur Elementary, in an old building by the football field. I personally never attended that school, but my sister did, and I’ve heard stories from many teachers who taught [...]
FIRST DAY!!
Aug. 22, 2010 No Comments
It’s finally here! I feel like I’ve been preparing for this particular first day of school for WEEKS! There are all kinds of frayed nerve endings going on at this house. I’m in a different school than I was last year, teaching a different grade level than last year. Really, than ever. I’ll be working full time [...]
More »from the column-Bring it!
Aug. 19, 2010 No Comments
School days, school days, oh those golden school days…Those are always the words in my head, through the voice of my mom, when I see the first day of school approaching. When I was a kid, I hated that song, or pretended that I did anyway. Actually, I always loved the start of school…the school [...]
More »School Supply Cents
Aug. 18, 2010 2 Comments
Wow. I’m looking at the invoice to pick up the school supplies for my kids, and…Wow. Two kids: not quite $200, but close enough for me to go ahead and round up. Throw in school clothes, backpacks, and any other “necessary extras” and we’ve got Christmas in August around here–minus the wrapping paper and yummy snacks.
It’s [...]

