I used to wonder why the Wise County Messenger had no comics section. It finally occurred to me that it does.
It’s called the Wise County Crime Report. You just have to read this report for comic relief.
Surely our county law enforcement have more important things to do than respond to some of these “crime” reports. I would bet some of the officers have a difficult time recording these incidents with a straight face.
Keep the comics coming, WCM.